alcohol

alcohol
1. (alcohol) (4136↑, 507↓)
The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.

To ALCOHOL: The cause of, and solution to all life's problems.

2. (alcohol) (1456↑, 333↓)
Any of a class of chemical compounds having the general formula ROH, where R represents an alkyl group and -OH a hydroxyl group. Most commonly refers to ethanol, which you can drink to forget how much your life sucks, and methanol, which you can drink when you remember.
3. (alcohol) (1076↑, 346↓)
A substance found in beer (except American beer) and several other beverages that makes you excessively happy, sad, belligerent or horny. It allows white men to dance and ugly men to get laid (when given to their victim).

You wanna get with that hottie? You're gonna need lots of alcohol\!

Author: The Canadian Information Minister http://alcohol.urbanup.com/125828
4. (alcohol) (910↑, 183↓)
Liquid Panty Remover

"Man alcohol is like liquid panty remover, you see that hot drunk chick over there, she's gonna get boned tonight."

5. (alcohol) (727↑, 198↓)
Alcohol. What most of your university/college life will revolve around.

Alcohol. The cause of, and the solution to all of life's problems.

6. (alcohol) (456↑, 58↓)
The buffer between reality and a good night. Has been known to make people seem more attractive and make obviously stupid idea's seem like good sense.

Without alcohol people become boring, ridgid and quiet.

Author: Emilio Harwich http://alcohol.urbanup.com/1684552
7. (Alcohol) (271↑, 34↓)
The antidote to reality.

reality is for people that can't handle drugs and alcohol.

8. (alcohol) (232↑, 140↓)
1) The active ingredient in alcohol is ethyl alcohol, which is produced by yeast. Working much like [ether], alcohol puts the brain to sleep. Alcohol functions as a depressant to the central nervous system and slows down body functions. In large amounts, alcohol causes sedation, intoxication, unconsciousness, and possible death. Aside from significant negative physical consequences, chronic use of alcohol can lead to physical and psychological addiction. 2) Colorless, volatile liquid obtained by distillation and fermentation of carbohydrates (grain, molasses, potatoes [irish]). Alcohol is antiseptic and cooling but is also very drying to the hair and skin; care should thus be taken not to use too much. 3) This constituent of wine is a natural by-product of fermentation. It is one of the main pillars of perceived flavor, the others being "Acid", "residual Sugar" (and/or "Glycerin") and "Tannin". The presence of these components define a wine that has "good balance". For tablewines the wine label must, by law, state the alcohol content of the wine within the bottle, usually expressed as a percentage of the volume. Table wines do not usually exceed 14% alcohol content - (11% to 12.5% is generally considered the optimum amount) - although a few, such as Zinfandel, can go up to a 17% level. Sweet dessert wines fall in the same range. Fortified wines - (eg: Sherry, Port etc) - range from 17% to 21% alcohol content. 4) Ethanol or ethyl alcohol (C2H5OH), the liquid produced from sugar by fermentation that can make you drunk 5) A chemical compound formed by the action of yeast on the sugar content of grapes during fermentation. Most wines have between 7 and 25 percent alcohol, which gives wine is vinosity. If wine has too much alcohol for its body weight, it is unbalanced, and will taste uncharacteristically heavy or hot. The quality will be noticeable in aroma and aftertaste. 6) A general class of hydrocarbons that contain a hydroxyl group (OH). The term "alcohol" is often used interchangeably with the term "ethanol," even though there are many types of alcohol. (See Butanol, Ethanol, Methanol.)

mmmm.....alcohol, but i can't think of anything else to say...."excample is too short"

Author: IRISHREPUBLICANARMY http://alcohol.urbanup.com/419609
9. (Alcohol) (93↑, 33↓)
The answer to the question "What made you move to North Dakota?"

Alcohol is the answer to everything.

10. (alcohol) (77↑, 33↓)
The intoxicating substance found in beer and liquor; known to cause rambling, dizziness, [delirium], [euphoria], vomitting, unconsciousness, and death (usually in that order); often used in seduction

I was so drunk I didn't remember any of it, but she seemed happy the next morning.

11. (alcohol) (75↑, 32↓)
liquid stamina in a bottle

the last time a male lastest longer than 5 mins= alcohol

12. (alcohol) (56↑, 16↓)
A great beverage, and a great song written from the point of view of BEER\!

"I can make anybody pretty I can make you believe any lie I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size. Well I've been known to cause a few breakups and I've been known to cause a few births I can make you new friends Or get you fired from work. And since the day I left Milwaukee, Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France Been makin the bars Lots of big money and helpin white people dance I got you in trouble in high school but college now that was a ball you had some of the best times you'll never remember with me Alcohol, Alcohol" --Brad Paisley, my hero.

13. (alcohol) (59↑, 30↓)
Mood altering drug usually obtained from fermentation of carbohydates by yeast. Users come into three main categories: 1. Responsible and limited. the wine you get at meals or social events where everyone has aliitle and it helps to relax. 2. Responisble and unlimited. Drink usually round someones house, usually by mettlers or greebos where evryone gets complately drunk and wakes up the next day with splitting headache drpaed over a chair with no damage to the surroundings. 3. Irresponsible and unlimited. usually pikeys or townies, get completely drunk, take a car or some other forma of vandalism occurs and then wake up next morning covered in puke and/or blood in a cell. See the difference?

did u see the bus stop? some mindless cunts got drunk and wrecked so people cant use it. stupid townies.

14. (alcohol) (90↑, 64↓)
A legal intoxicant. Alcohol is more or less yeast's piss, yet some people drink it like water. I really don't see why it deserves to be legal. If the gov't weren't making money from it then it certainly wouldn't be. Alcohol kills more people than all of the other illegal drugs combined, and that's not even including its indirect deaths. Many people, if not everyone, seem to think alcohol is harmless simply because it's legal and many people do it. It causes a considerable amount of damage to the brain and liver. Despite this, people who consume alcohol have told me marijuana will kill my brain cells. I always get a kick out of that.

Person A: LET'S GET WASTEDDD\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! Person B: No thank you, I'd much rather enjoy a blunt to the dome. Person A: Fuckin pothead\! You're frying your brain you know\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! Person B: You do know alcohol has been proven to cause both brain and liver damage right? And that there is no conclusive evidence that marijuana harms the brain? Person A: You stupid druggie....Um...You don't know what you're talking about\! Person B: Yeah, whatever. Have fun with your booze buddy. *Proceeds to light L*

15. (Alcohol) (29↑, 6↓)
A toxin typically derived from the fermentation of sugars in various fruits or vegetables. This is then distilled and utilized in a variety of ways in order to render a shitty day forgotten, make unattractive women appear more appealing and ultimately dull the pain of your disappointing life.

Chap 1: My old friend I have had the foulest of days. Chap 2: Perchance we shall consume our alcohol. Chap 1: Quite\!

Author: Doomy_McDoomdoom http://alcohol.urbanup.com/3268092
16. (Alcohol) (33↑, 11↓)
The cause and solution to all of life's problems.

Homer Simpson: To Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems.

17. (Alcohol) (38↑, 17↓)
Man’s most misunderstood culinary achievement.

Alcohol can be found in countless things that makes your day either better or worse.

18. (alcohol) (95↑, 75↓)
The greatest tool every created. The key is not to intake it at parties, but encourage every one else to drink freely. This way, your clear and sober mind will quickly become surrounded by drunk idiots, and you can take advantage of each and every one of them. If you're an ugly dude, no worries, a little alcohol will totally change a girls view on you. Same goes for girls, if you give a guy a couple of brews, he will hit anything that moves.

There is a difference between refraining from drinking and being the designated driver, the latter being the equivalent of being the party's bitch. Hey man, stop smoking that reefer and have some alochol, the choice of champions.

19. (alcohol) (21↑, 8↓)
Social lubricant

Boy I need some alcohol to get this party started.

20. (alcohol) (39↑, 26↓)
One of the select few legal drugs. 100x more people die every year from alcohol than from all illegal drugs combined. Alcohol can be a huge amount of fun, though.

zomg\!\!1111\! i nvr wud do heroins they make u addikted after 1 time and u die so stoopid lets drnk alcohol

21. (Alcohol) (16↑, 4↓)
Most commonly used form of truth serum\!

Lucy: "Tell me what happened, or I'll alcohol the answer out of your a**?"

22. (alcohol) (26↑, 14↓)
God's gift/destruction to mankind.

Thank God for alcohol\!

23. (alcohol) (17↑, 7↓)
a tricky drug that makes you forget all your problems but couple hours later makes you fall into straight up depression

I am so drunk from alcohol -couple hours later why dont you love me gary

24. (alcohol) (14↑, 5↓)
A drug that is 10x more dangerous than weed, but championed and galvanized in our society as a rite of passage. Starts out taking the edge off, but can quickly degenerate into violence, belligerence and death...

So we can carry bottles of alcoholic whiskey and Vodka out on the streets when we're 21 legally, but if a Cop catches a whiff of marijuana they can beat us blindsided and let us get ass handled in prison? Dam...shits done changed... or it should change anyway

25. (Alcohol) (12↑, 3↓)
it's what Jamie Foxx blames "IT" on

Blame it on the 'trone got you in the zone Blame it on the goose got you feelin loose Blame it on the henney Blame it on the blue tap got you feeling dizzy Blame it on the al al al al alcohol (blame it on a a a alcohol)

26. (alcohol) (30↑, 23↓)
Alcohol is a colorless votatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also has a intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms.

The Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is the best alcoholic drink in existence.

27. (Alcohol) (15↑, 9↓)
The core of all evil; but it helps you get bitches

Person 1: Look I'm holding 750 ml of pure evil in my hands... here have a sip Alcohol. Here lies the birth and death of your relationship\!

Author: lolanonnnnnnnnn http://alcohol.urbanup.com/5303994
28. (alcohol) (19↑, 13↓)
a special serum that makes you horny.

I drank so much alcohol I had sex with a horse... I was desperate.

Author: the kid under the cupboard http://alcohol.urbanup.com/3613406
29. (alcohol) (14↑, 9↓)
Vitamin for your liver

Melissa drank alcohol, which improved the health of her liver and her life

30. (Alcohol) (8↑, 4↓)
Confidence in a bottle.

Bryan drank a bottle of Sailor Jerry's (Rum which contains alcohol in case you are a dumb motherfucker) and was motherfucking confident and comfortable with his own personality (the opposite of his usual self).

31. (Alcohol) (20↑, 17↓)
Alcohol is said to make the truth come out but i came to realize that this is false. Alcohol is fun because it make people drunk. Drunk is being something your not, acting how normally you would not. Which in fact is not the truth about how you behave. Alcohol instead of creating the truth it creates distances. Distances from many things. Distance from yourself for one. When drinking alcohol it makes yourself less well... like yourself. Whether its not acting like yourself at all or thinking that alcohol is going to make you "fit in" but if you have to do something to try to fit in you don't belong there in there first place. This is where distance steps in again because it is taking you away from the place you do fit in.. like with the friends who like you without the alcohol. Alcohol is also used as a tool. People say "I'm just having a good time" but if it was a real good time you would be able to do this without the need of alcohol. And if you were with the ones that really mattered you would be able to have a good/fun time without the need of alcohol. Really alcohol has a false name for itself and it should be known.

You are drunk as fuck, and i think it's because of the alcohol.

32. (alcohol) (15↑, 13↓)
A drink that makes you puke, tastes like shit, makes you forget things, can cause severe family/health problems, and yet, people still pay money for it.

" Hey let's go get some alcohol tonight so we can have an awesome time while we puke and get laid by someone who youd forget about the next day."

33. (alcohol) (44↑, 42↓)
1. A potable chemical used to make it's drinker look like an idiot in public.

"I had WAY too much alcohol last night."

34. (Alcohol) (1↑, 0↓)
A common substance to help white people with dance.

Raquisha: "Damn, that white girl can sure dance" Barbeesha: "Yeah, she must have drank some alcohol...."

Author: \@ItsMawFuckingMJ http://alcohol.urbanup.com/6372094
35. (alcohol) (95↑, 94↓)
a substance which is legal in the united states, yet more dangerous than marijauna which is illegal.

alcohol is a pussy drug

36. (alcohol) (2↑, 3↓)
(according to the Encyclopedia Galactica)- A colorless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars. Has intoxicationg effects on certain carbon-based life forms

The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy explains what alcohol is and what the effects of some alcohol is. It gives a lot of information about out of this world alcoholic drinks

37. (Alcohol) (4↑, 5↓)
Answer and start of all lifes problems

I got into a fight last week after cosuming alot of alcohol,weekend just gone i wanted to beat everyone up at a party...but with that said i got 5 chicks numbers though.

Author: Nirfuckingvana http://alcohol.urbanup.com/5186250
38. (alcohol) (17↑, 18↓)
God's gift/destruction to mankind.

Thank God for alcohol\!

39. (alcohol) (7↑, 10↓)
My only friend.

alcohol- alcohol. when im fucked up i need some ass. booty ass. fuck the surgeon general's warning, i ain't got shit to do in the morning\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\! SAILOR JERRY'S ALL THE WAY MOTHERFUCKERS\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

40. (Alcohol) (7↑, 10↓)
Alcohol is like a highschoolers bestfriend \!

Madison: You know what ? Hunter: What ? Madison: You remind me of alcohol. Hunter: WHAT? are you comparing me to alcohol ? Madison: YEAH, you guys are both always there for me\! Hunter: helllllll ya \!

Author: madison is amazing\! http://alcohol.urbanup.com/3999124
41. (alcohol) (24↑, 28↓)
The source of every problem with abuse in the world. It was banned once, and should have stayed that way. It is the worst thing in the world and causes the most deviorces and child runaways than anything else. It sucks. Only idiots drink that crap (which is what it smells like too). Also the cause of a ton of suicides. More people die every year from alcohol-realated stuff than anything else, even drugs and homicides.

Idiot: Want some alcohol? Smart Person: You're such a f------ idiot\! Cop: Why did you run away? Kid: I ran away because I couldn't stand my dad's drinking anymore...

42. (alcohol) (14↑, 20↓)
a drink that makes you drunk. but being drunk sucks. lets all just get high\!

Sara: Hey, wanna drink alcohol tonight? Carol: Nah, I would rather just get high. Sara: But we are finally 21\! Carol: I have been blazing since I was 15. Whats the point in drinking? Sara: Oh, ok. I guess you are right.

Author: heheheheheheheehehehehehehehh http://alcohol.urbanup.com/3790160
43. (Alcohol) (19↑, 26↓)
A colorless volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars.

Alcohol has intoxicating effects on certain carbon-based life forms.

Author: Encyclopedia Galactica http://alcohol.urbanup.com/1483444
44. (alcohol) (7↑, 17↓)
the giggly juice that makes one happy and very horny to the point of becoming preggo. maybe after your blackout you will awake flying high.

bob- shots billy- totally dude bob- lets get fucked up on alcohol billy-heheheheheheheh ahhahaahhahahaha bllaaaaa vanna- omg some one is prego and its not me jk it is rick- weeeee perty butter flies

45. (alcohol) (36↑, 55↓)
The best thing created. It Helps almost everyone get some from the opposite sex. It makes for a fun time

Without alcohol, I'd still be a vigrin\!

46. (alcohol) (42↑, 64↓)
Shit that people use to run away from pain and agony. People that use alcohol for this purpose are called "pussies". These people threaten to reduce the very home we live in into the biggest shithole man has ever created. see [religion] [pot] [tobacco] [heroin]

Some drunk: Fuck I am soooo wasted. I'm gonna go fuck the place up. Man: HAHAHAHA you cant take the pain can you?\! Go commit suicide or something you worthless fag. alcohol

Author: DEATHTOCAPITALISM http://alcohol.urbanup.com/2209211
47. (alcohol) (24↑, 86↓)
what you give to a woman to then have sex with her when she is pasted out

dude i just got that girl wasted and had my way with her\!\!\!

48. (alcohol) (39↑, 103↓)
a gimped version of [marijuana].

I don't drink alcohol. Why settle for a gimped version of weed?

49. (Alcohol) (76↑, 145↓)
A drink that tastes like shit, yet people will drink alcohol in a pathetic attempt to make themselves appear big and clever, and to fit in with their idiotic friends who also love getting ''wasted.'' In reality, it just makes you look common.

Idiot: ''I got so wasted on alcohol last night...'' (In other words - ''I'm so big and clever\!'') Smart person: ''Common twat.''

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